This week’s nominees:

  1. The two dummies who jumped from a railing at the West Edmonton Mall – one of whom went right through the roof of the shop onto which they were jumping. Like this:

2. The guy who went drunk white-water-rafting. On an inflatable air mattress. And had to be airlifted out of harm’s way.

3. Everyone in Sudbury involved with this:

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4. Coyote Peterson, the Australian YouTube – Animal Planet personality who shaved his beard off specifically so he could do this: