Your nominees this week:

The people who run the glass-bottom bridge in China, 3,800 feet up in the air on Taihang Mountain, who wanted to add an extra element of terror – and created special effects to make it seem like the glass was cracking under peoples’ feet. Then, they didn’t tell their tour guides! (This is not a video of the tour guides.)

The guy wanted on a warrant in Michigan who taunted police on Facebook, saying if their post got 1,000 shares he would turn himself in. It took about an hour for them to get 1,000 shares. (He still hasn’t turned himself in on the misdemeanor charge.)

The Connecticut woman who broke into and a house and staged a home invasion before taking off – leaving her resume behind.

The Florida man who tried to jump his Toyota Corolla over a canal. Unsuccessfully. His car had to be towed out of the water, and was completely totaled. There was a bridge two blocks away.

And YOUR WINNER, the people in Washington State who, when Facebook and Instagram went down for a time yesterday, called 911 about it so often that the police had to release this statement on Twitter:

You can still vote. But we have a winner!