Your nominees this week:

The UK YouTuber who was trying to make a mold – but had to be rescued by firefighters who took an hour to remove the microwave that had been cemented to his head. (Photo: West Midlands Fire Service)

YOUR WINNER THIS WEEK: The man who, inspired by the History Channel’s series Forged In Fire, attempted to make a sword, at home, with a barrel full of fire. And accidentally set fire to 32 buildings in his upstate New York town.

The guy in Scranton who hid in his girlfriend’s crawlspace when he heard the police approaching – then fell through the ceiling in front of them while she was explaining that she didn’t know where he was.

And finally…the two guys in Wisconsin who pulled into the parking lot for their court appearance past the ‘Do Not Enter’ sign, and parked in the police chief’s parking lot to smoke weed while they had drugs sitting on their dashboard.