Our first bonehead nominees of 2018 are…

The drug dealer who, lost on his way to a drug deal, parked illegally and asked police officers for directions. With a loaded gun and 1.5 pounds of weed in his car.

The guy who jumped the turnstiles at a subway station in London, but had to be rescued by emergency crews after his junk got stuck.

And finally, OUR CHAMPION! Woody. Who caught a mouse in a humane mousetrap in his basement, and released the mouse humanely – into his own backyard.