YOUR WINNER IS…
The high school teacher in California who brought a bazooka to school to show the kids.
And your other nominees….
The three guys who did a smash-and-grab at an Apple store in Kansas City – while multiple people in the store obviously already had their phones out. This is one of MANY videos.
The Penn State Outdoors Club, who have been ordered not to go outside. Because the wilderness is too dangerous.
The porch pirate in California who noticed he had been captured by a doorbell camera – so he tried to take the camera, providing an extreme high-def closeup of his face.