Your nominees are…

The guy in Ohio who threw a firework out his window – only to have the wind blow it back in as he was driving – which set off all the fireworks in his back seat. His car is now a burned out husk.


The guy in Miami who was posing as a Saudi prince to scam people, but got busted when he was spotted eating bacon.

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YOUR WINNER IS: The guy in Vancouver who broke into an escape room to burglarize it. Then called 911 when he couldn’t escape.

The guys who hopped on a moving train only to find out it was a cargo train that traveled very fast and wasn’t stopping any time soon. They called 911.

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