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A woman in Minnesota was spotted crossing lanes, going on and off the shoulder and running up on the grass before she crashed her car into the median. She had been watching Netflix while driving.

A man in Oregon ran himself over with the car he had stolen.

A Pennsylvania woman drove her car onto train tracks and said she did it because her GPS told her to.

A Pennsylvania woman listened to her GPS and ended up on railroad tracks. (City of Duquesne Police Department)

An Arizona family’s plan for a gender reveal party went horribly wrong. A package of explosives was set up in a dry, grassy field and the father shoots it, blowing it up. The mistake leads to a fire that burned nearly 47,000 acres – and caused more than $8 million worth of damage.